About five years ago, when Caller ID officially became a must-have, the rules of dating changed forever. Suddenly, calling l'object d'amour just to hear l'object's voice became a real test of your will: Were you willing to leave your house, find a phone booth not filled with human dung (no easy chore in Las Vegas, lemme tell you...), compile the correct change, and then spend the next hour fulfilling your various stalking needs? .........
Goldberg: Dear Diary...