RULES TO LIVE YOUR LIFE BY

Doing the job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
Plagiarism saves time.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
Aim low; Reach your goals, Avoid Disappointment
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Don’t be irreplaceable; if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
Following the rules will not get the job done. Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
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