FROM: jason.similarselection.org

Everywhere you look these days, Gmail accounts are getting offered up and handed out. The invite bucket has runneth over.

I'm soaking in a puddle of them right now. It was fun for awhile, but now I'm getting all pruney. I've got to get rid of these deals.

The thing is, this ain't no More Lettuce Please With Steven. You, my gentle readers, don't want a hand out. You're proud, hard working, and beautiful*. You want to earn your Gmail accounts. And earn you will.

Here's how it's going to work. In return for any combination of the following things, I will send you an invite for a magic Gmail account:

A haiku about...
Sandwiches
Go karts
Keepin it real

A photograph or drawing containing...
You yourself and a firehydrant
Something triangle
You yourself and silverware
A can of soup

Supplies are limited. Priority will be given to quality and quantity. It's kinda like a contest, see. Except everyone will probably win (which in no way is meant to imply that bribing won't get you somewhere).

When your finished, email your business to pinwheel+igotthemotts@gmail.com. My people will take a look at it and get back to you shortly with your invite.