World's Worst Cringe Making Chat Up Lines
1. I’m here. What were your other two wishes?
2. Do you believe in love at first sight – or should I walk by again?
3. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
4. That dress would look great – on my bedroom floor.
5. I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock



6. I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?
7. Get your coat, you’ve pulled.
8. Here’s 20p. Call your mum and tell her you won’t be home tonight.
9. If you think you’ll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon.
10. Is it hot in here or is it you?

11. Does God know you’ve escaped from heaven?
12. I think I’ve seen you on the cover of Playboy.
13. I’m new around here. Could you direct me to your flat?
14. If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
15. There’s something wrong with my eyes – I can’t taken them off you.

16. I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
17. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day.
18. Do you sleep on your stomach or can I?
19. You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all evening.
20. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this.

21. You look like someone I know.
22. Do you come here often?
23. Drink up – you’ve pulled.
24. How do you like your eggs in the morning?
25. I feel like Richard Gere because I’m standing next to the Pretty Woman.

26. You’re great at fishing because you’ve caught me – hook, line and sinker.
27. Bond. James Bond.
28. You look so good I could drink your bath water.
29. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
30. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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