"Why aren't you a Bush fan?"

A teacher in a small Texas town smilingly asked her 4th-grade class how many were Bush fans. Not really sure what a Bush fan was, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except one boy, Johnny. The teacher, a little taken aback, asked Johnny why he didn't agree with the rest of the class.
Johnny replied, "I'm not a Bush fan." "Why aren't you a Bush fan?" Johnny said, "I'm a John Kerry fan." The teacher asked why he preferred Kerry. Johnny said, "Well, my mom's a John Kerry fan, and my dad's a John Kerry fan, so I'm a John Kerry fan."
The Republican teacher really lost it, because this is Texas. She asked Johnny, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot? What would that make you?" Johnny replied, "That would make me a Bush fan."

via orsm